- Don’t you miss the days when people in bands would say “hey, we should set a show up together” and actually mean it? Way to return the favor.
- I’ve been here before: She was too busy to hang out when I asked, but somehow managed to go from “single” to “in a relationship” during the same time-span. Fuck all that noise.
- My ankle is getting better.
- That’s cool, homie. Keep dissing your boys like that. We know what “family” means to you now.
- I hope my boss reads one of the damn emails I’ve sent. Maybe then he can figure out that over the past 18 days I’ve been working, I’ve pumped out around 16 new or fully revised assembly instructions. From what I can tell, that’s 16 more than the last tech writer did in the 30 days before he quit.
- I’m looking forward to working with the machine shop tomorrow and writing up their processes (that’s not sarcasm, I’m really interested).
- I wish my pinky would heal up already.
- I’m here for you, but don’t complain to me about trivial shit that you should already know the solution to.
- If it ain’t your house, you are a guest. Show some respect.
- I’ll gladly sell you my tickets for $500. It’s WAY better than selling face value to some girl who only talks to me when she needs something.
- Goodnight
